Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? 
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. 
Girl: Aur us dress ka? 
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. 
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Bechara….

Jinke paas hai…

Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai…
woh ungli dalke k kam chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH.