Santa’s Wife:”Pichle saal mere

Santa’s Wife:”Pichle saal mere
birthday
per tumne mujhe LOHE ka Palang
lekar diya tha..Iss baar kya De rahe
ho.. ??
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Santa:”Iss Baar soch raha hun Uss
Palang me Current Dedu…:

Police: Knock Knock! Santa: Who’s

Police: Knock Knock!
Santa: Who’s there?
Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.
Santa: How many are you?
Police: We are three.
Santa: So why don’t you just talk to each other, Bufoons?

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”
Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha

Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!

संता- ये नया मोबाइल कब लिया? बंता- लिया

संता- ये नया मोबाइल कब लिया?
बंता- लिया नहीं.. गर्लफ्रेंड का उठाया है।
संता- क्यों?
बंता- वो रोज कहती है कि तुम मेरा फोन नही उठाते..
आज मौका देखकर उठा लिया।

Santa Raaste Me Ghum Raha Tha,

Santa Raaste Me Ghum Raha Tha,
Gadi Me Se Banta Ne Puchha= Bhai Ye Road
Kaha Jata Hai.?
Santa= Kahi Nahi
Din-Raat Yahi Pada Rehta Hai.